Friday, May 1, 2020

10 Reasons Why Social Distancing Isn't So Bad

It's May 1st today, I've been in lockdown since March 13th. The world feels completely foreign and strange and I wonder if I will emerge from this a little bit of a mental person. For obvious reasons social distancing is GREAT, but we are all a little stir crazy as the weeks drag on, but lets focus on some positives. Here are 10 unexpected reasons why I'm loving social distancing:

1) You can skip the makeup entirely and wear a face mask and sunglasses to go out!

2) Day drinking is ok.

3) Wearing PJs all day, every day is not only acceptable, but expected.

4) You can finally catch up on all the shows you've missed.
         
5) Extra time spent with your eye-rolling, opinionated, snarky know-it-all teen.

6) Hours and hours of every day spent staring blankly at your spouse.

7) Cooking every meal of every day, over and over and over and over and over again.

8) Day drinking.

9) Day drinking.

10) Day drinking

I hope this finds you safe and healthy with a fully stocked bar.

And remember, no matter what you do in quarantine, Wine First!

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